Ainsley von Sturmbannfuhrer v.2

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Ainsley von Sturmbannfuhrer v.2
Biographical Information
Aliases	Ainsley Harriott
Home country	Bhutan
Homeworld	Earth
Birth	1932
Relatives	Mother, Father, possible siblings (All deceased)
Physical Information
Species	Human (formerly) Sentient cardboard cutout
Gender	Male
Eye colour	Brown
Hair colour	N/a
Unusual features	Corrupted Wall Street Journal symbol
Chronological / Political Information
Affiliation(s)	Adolf Hitler (Friend and teacher) PewDiePie LeatherJacketGuy (kidnapping victim) CutiePieMarzia
Citizenship	Bhutanian German British
Base of Operations	Brighton, England
Masters	Adolf Hitler
Apprentices	PewDiePie
Fictional Information
Created by	Felix Kjellberg
Portrayed by	Ainsley Harriott (cardboard cutout, multiple)

“	Fool. I have been trained by the Devil himself. You will never attain my power. Never. You Swedish twat.	”
–Ainsley von Sturmbannfuhrer v.2

Ainsley von Sturmbannfuhrer v.2 was a Bhutanian internet celebrity and friend of PewDiePie, as well as an outspoken Nazi.

Biography

Early Life

In 1942, Ainsley was already participating in Nazi marches, making note of it in his diary. (SKETCH: Try No to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE)

At some point, he became close personal friends with Adolf Hitler. (SKETCH: Try Not to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE)

Prior to meeting PewDiePie, Ainsley was a Tumblr user, lonely and depressed. He eventually found PewDiePie's videos, and sensing a kindred spirit made contact. (SKETCH: Try Not to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE)

Time with PewDiePie

PewDiePie chose to play a second episode of "Guts and Glory". He became outraged with it, climbing over the wall to grab Ainsley. After forcing him to the floor, he ripped Ainsley's head in half, leaving his mouth attached to his body. He immediately became despondent. (LET'S PLAY: HAPPY WHEELS 3D RAGE! + Ainsley Dies)

Several days later, PewDiePie located Ainsley's diary, in the hopes of learning Ainsley's thoughts before he died. Finding the majority of it to be in Bhutanese, he flipped ahead to the last page, the only one in English. PewDiePie discovered that Ainsley had planned a "Try Not To Laugh" video for him. (SKETCH: Try Not to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE)

PewDiePie found most of the Instagram videos in the list to be quite funny, apart from one of a Nazi sympathizing gorilla. However, PewDiePie found one of the links to bring up an image of Ainsley dressed in full Nazi regalia. PewDiePie thought it to be a disgusting joke, unwilling to accept the idea that Ainsley was a Nazi. He went back to the diary, and finding an entry dating to 1942, found evidence that Ainsley was in fact a Nazi. In his grief, PewDiePie was willing to accept the fact that Ainsley had been a Nazi spy due to their friendship. (SKETCH: Try Not to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE)

He found a note that had slipped out of the diary. The note detailed the circumstances behind their meeting, and Ainsley's feelings for PewDiePie. PewDiePie continued to grieve, only for Ainsley to reveal his survival. Ainsley asked PewDiePie to join in him in Nazism. PewDiePie, disgusted, overpowered Ainsley. Despite his pleas, PewDiePie executed Ainsley by fire, burning him to death. (SKETCH: Try Not to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE)

Weapons and Abilities

Inherent Abilities

• Cardboard Cutout Body: His bizarre body makes him simultaneously more and less vulnerable to attacks than other humans.
  • Despite having his head ripped in half above the jaw, all Ainsley had to do was tape his head back together in order to function normally again. (SKETCH: Try No to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE)
  • Physically however, he is no match for other human beings, typically being overpowered by PewDiePie and others. (SKETCH: HAPPY WHEELS 3D RAGE + Ainsley Dies, Try Not to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE)

• Lightning Projection: Has demonstrated the ability to project lightning as an offensive weapon. (SKETCH: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!?)
• Time Travel: Once used this to steal Marzia away from PewDiePie. (SKETCH: THE GIRLFRIEND SHAME...)

Skills

• Hypnotism: Through sheer force of will and repeatedly uttering his demands, Ainsley was able to force PewDiePie to play Happy Wheels again. (LET'S PLAY: Happy Wheels - Part 101)
• Culinary Mastery: An attribute frequently acclaimed to him. (SKETCH: STOP CALLING ME THE KAZOO KID!)
• Kazoo Mastery: Managed to play a hip hop song + female vocals by playing a Kazoo. (SKETCH: STOP CALLING ME THE KAZOO KID!)
• Polyglotism: Speaks fluent Bhutanese, English, German, Swedish, and other languages.

Notes

• Ainsley's favourite video game is "Dead or Alive 3: Extreme Edition".
• In a LWIAY video uploaded in April 2021, Kjellberg and Seán McLoughlin briefly discussed the character, with Kjellberg referring to that era of his content as the "Dark Ages". His only recollection was that he had burnt Ainsley with a flamethrower.

Appearances

• HAPPY WHEELS 3D RAGE + Ainsley Dies
• Try Not to Laugh #6 I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH FIRE
• STOP CALLING ME THE KAZOO KID!
• THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!?
• Happy Wheels - Part 101
• The New Zelda Game!! (not clickbait)
• If you havnt played THIS GAME YOU HAVNT LIVED A FULL LIFE
• DIE IN THE GAME = DIE IN REAL LIFE!
• THE GIRLFRIEND SHAME... (cameo)
• DO I TAKE DRUGS? (mentioned)

Links

• Ainsley on the PewDiePie Wiki