Caldo Vasco

Caldo Vasco
Vasco reacts with anger after discovering Yuri Kukoc has drank his scotch.
Biographical Information
Real Name	Caldo Vasco
Aliases	The Dog Killer
Home country	Dominion of Canada
Homeworld	Earth
Physical Information
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Chronological / Political Information
Affiliation(s)	Toronto Maple Leafs
Citizenship	Canadian
Base of Operations	Robson Arms
Occupation(s)	Professional hockey player
Fictional Information
Portrayed by	Leslie Nielsen
First Appearance	Ordinary Assholes
Final Appearance	All About Kitty

“	A man who cuts off his own legs can't expect others to run for him.	”
–Grandma Tan

Caldo Vasco was a Canadian professional hockey player who played for the Toronto Maple Leafs. During his retirement years in the early 21st century, Vasco had become an alcoholic. A car accident brought on by a drunken attempt to kill a Shih Tzu, Cookie Thompson, resulted in the loss of his ability to use his legs. On returning home to Robson Arms from the hospital, Vasco sought to use his disability to his advantage by manipulating women into allowing him to ogle them. A feud with superintendent Yuri Kukoc lead to his secret getting out, causing Vasco to briefly become a pariah.

Notes

Behind the Scenes

• Vasco was played by Canadian actor Leslie Nielsen.

Appearances

• Robson Arms
  • Ordinary Assholes (first appearance)
  • Saultology (cameo)
  • All About Kitty (final appearance)