Corporate Commander is a human terrorist and businessman specializing in video game publishing.
He is the nemesis of Angry Joe.
Biography[]
SOPA Campaign[]
Corporate Commander delivered a speech in front of the Capitol Building, advocating the passage of the "Stop Online Piracy" Act, otherwise referred to as "SOPA". He was surprised to find out his helmeted face had been censored, to avoid comparisons to Cobra Commander and possible lawsuits, but delivered the speech regardless. (SKETCH: Support SOPA! Internet Piracy Must Stop!)
Capture and assassination attempt[]
Corporate Commander was captured and deposited in a secure location, tied to a chair.[1] Hearing the deaths of his captors in a hail of gunfire, he begged for aid, telling Angry Joe about a guard in an adjacent bathroom. After Joe dispatched the guards, the Commander begged for mercy, claiming he'd changed. The new Call of Duty would have neither microtransactions nor lootboxes. He asked once more to be let go, before looking at a trigger in his hand.[2] This action earned him a spray of bullets into his chest, and he collapsed to the floor in a heap. (SKETCH: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)
Still alive, he crawled away, pleading for mercy. (SKETCH: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)
Weapons and Abilities[]
- Lootbox trigger: A device designed to implement micro-transaction updates to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.[2] (SKETCH: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)
References[]
- ↑ These events happened offscreen and prior to the events of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 Vargas later explained in "AJS News - Fallout 76 Refunds, BlizzCon Apology & Reveals, EA Rejoins Steam!" (19:54) that the trigger would have precipitated delayed lootboxes in the game.