SuperEpicFailpedia Wiki
Advertisement

DoggoD was a god in dog form, with enough raw power to wipe out existence with a single woof.[1]

Biography[]

DoggoD entered into a battle for supremacy with Peepr, MAUL-iver, Chug-a-lug, Mr. Lips, the Bwaaaaaa, Muyskerm, the Kinkster, GROMP, FRANKENLYPTO, Smumpy, and WEE WOO.[1]

As the battle began DoggoD allied herself with MAUL-iver.[2] However, MAUL-iver tried to take one of DoggoD's toys, and was telekinetically exploded.[3]

DoggoD would subsequently chase her tail, causing tornadoes that wreaked havoc on the battle field.[4]

Following that, DoggoD stared at a spot on the ground.[5]

The day then ended, and with it the battle,[6] which was resumed the following day.[7]

In the intervening time, DoggoD constructed a throne out of her own fur, from which she silently judged the remaining combatants.[8]

DoggoD then encountered the GROMP, who she tried to explode in the same fashion she'd exploded MAUL-iver, but it was for naught.[9]

DoggoD teamed with all the other combatants against the Bwaaaaaa, as she had grown tired of the inception horn. She then took a nap.[10]

After the GROMP returned to try and eat DoggoD once more, she killed him.[11]

The day ended, and a new one began.[12][13]

After an air drop, DoggoD channeled her teleportation abilities, and arrived at the location of the drop.[14] DoggoD managed to obtain Thor's hammer, but was overwhelmed by the combined efforts of Mr. Lips and WEE WOO.[15]

Weapons and Abilities[]

  • Telekinesis: DoggoD was able to use telekinesis to cause beings to explode. She successfully did so against MAUL-iver,[3] but failed to do so against the GROMP.[9]
  • Soul Viewing: DoggoD could see the souls of others while she slept, as she slept with her eyes open.[10]
  • Teleportation: DoggoD had this ability.[14]
  • Thor's Hammer: DoggoD briefly wielded Mjolnir before her death.[15]

Trivia[]

  • Her strength was listed as "Mighty Borf", while her weakness was listed as "nap time".[1]

References[]

Advertisement