Donald Trump was a vampire, former slave owner and candidate for President of the United States.[1][2]
Biography[]
Conversion[]
In 1863, shortly after the Emancipation Proclamation and the loss of his slaves, Donald T. was alone on his porch when he heard inhuman cries from a distance.
Several hours later, T. was in bed when a figure in the darkness ran at him, and T. blacked out. He awoke in the forest, hours afterward. He felt two marks in his neck and assumed he'd been attacked by a former slave because of the cruelty he'd extended to them.
After walking for some time, he felt tired and fled into a cave to rest. (PROSE: Trump is evil.)
Vampiric Awakening[]
Waking up the next night at 9 P.M., a voice in T's head explained that T. needed to drink human blood in order to achieve enhanced strength and immortality. T. then shapeshifted into a bat and flew off in search of prey. (PROSE: Trump is evil.)
Presidential Candidate[]
By 2015, Trump was running for President. (PROSE: Trump is evil.)
Weapons and Abilities[]
- Flight: In the form of a bat, Trump could fly at his leisure.[3]
- Immortality: Trump was immortal so long as he continued to drink the blood of other humans.[4]
- Shapeshifting: Trump possessed the ability to shapeshift into a bat.[3]
- Enhanced strength: Trump gained the physical strength of those whose blood he drank.[4]
Notes[]
- The story of Trump's origins as a slave owner and vampire were revealed by a "Vampire hunter who [was] a vampire".[5]
References[]
- ↑ Trump is evil. - Creepypasta Wiki
- ↑ The election was ongoing when the story was written.
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 He grins and turns into a bat, Flying away towards human settlements. - Trump is evil.
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 "You live forvever if you drink the blood of other humans, You will be immortal. For every person you drunk the blood of, You are given the power of him, And eventually you will be the strongest mortal out of most, But you are not mortal as long as you rink their blood." - Trump is evil.
- ↑ And that is why Donalt Trump is do racist, because he thinks that a former slave tried to kill him. Now that you know this, I must go. Farewell, Wherever you fare! -Vampire hunter who is a vampire - Trump is evil.