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The Decline and Fall of Keewatin; or The Free-Trade Redskins is an 1876 novella written and illustrated by Canadian political cartoonist John Wilson Bengough. It satirises multiple prominent politicians, scandals, and topics of the day, through a parodical lens in which they are portrayed as events surrounding an ancient First Nations civilisation that predated Canada by thousands of years.

Characters[]

Listed in order of appearance:

  • Lionunikorn: The Great Hunter from which the Kanuck Nation descended: possibly King George III, possibly John Bull
  • Big-Push: Head of the Puritees; aka George Brown
  • Clean-Hands: Head of the Toerees; aka Sir John A. Macdonald
  • Goldwing-Arrow: Most skilled marksman of the nation, and leader of the Beavers; possibly Sir Goldwin Smith
  • Cute-Eagle: Chief of the Spread Eagles, who wishes to ensure the Kanucks purchase only baskets made by the Spread Eagles and not make their own; composite President of the United States
  • Great Mother of the Trading Bulls: Ruler of the land of the Trading Bulls, from across the river, progenitors of the Kanuck Nation; Queen Victoria
  • Lordelgin: Representative of the Great Mother; James Bruce, 8th Earl of Elgin
  • Slippery-Fish: A "cunning brave" who lived in the wigwam of Cute-Eagle; Hamilton Fish
  • Windward Frank: "Wise money man" of Clean-Hands; Sir Francis Hincks
  • Steamboat-Hugh: Someone with whom Clean-Hands got in trouble; Sir Hugh Allan
  • Gritty-Sand: "Brave fighter on the war-path", but an inferior to Big-Push: Alexander Mackenzie
  • Rib-Stabber: "Fierce young brave" of the Toeree tribe
  • Smooth-Scalp: Captive from the Koknees tribe, give as servant to Gritty-Sand
  • Wild-Wind: Great medicine man; Sir Charles Tupper
  • Cartwheel-Dick: Puritee warrior; Sir Richard John Cartwright
  • Shifting-Aurora: Noble young warrior, formerly of the Beavers, stolen by Big-Push
  • Talking-Mill: "wise pale face" who advised the construction of a wall to allow for better trading; possibly John Stuart Mill
  • White-Quill, Jr.: "voluble young brave of the Toeree camp" who helped Clean-Hands on his campaign
  • The-Early-Duffer: Chief of all the Kanucks; Lord Dufferin
  • Working-Ox: Kanuck from the Mountain Wigwam
  • The Cobden: Someone who taught the Trading Bulls, and had taken more scalps that Talking-Mill; Richard Cobden
  • Bun-Stir: "Toeree brave"

Real life events referenced[]

  • Signing of the Reciprocity Treaty of 1854
  • Alabama Claims and the Treaty of Washington
  • The Pacific Scandal
  • Visit by George Brown to the United States
  • Macdonald's campaigning on the National Policy
  • Panic of 1873 and the Long Depression

Reception[]

"The Decline and Fall of Keewatin" was consulted but not cited by Loretta Faith Balisch in her 1994 essay on Canadian humour, "Scrub Growth: Canadian Humour to 1912:—An Exploration".[1]

Links[]

References[]

  1. SCRUB GROWTH: CANADIAN HUMOUR TO 1912--AN EXPLORATION - Loretta Faith Balisch - Collections Canada - Retrieved 20 June 2021
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