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Jon Jafari, AKA JonTron, was a Human film and game reviewer from the Internet Reviewer Multiverse, as well as a former member of the Game Grumps. He and his parrot companion Jacques lived in New York City.

At a later date, after the Nostalgia Critic had reviewed a film he'd already reviewed, JonTron murdered him in retribution.

Biography[]

JonTron, along with Markiplier, Dodger, Angry Joe, and others visited a theme park, going on roller coaster rides.[1] (SKETCH: Disney Buys AngryJoeShow!)

Jacques' Addiction[]

On one day, JonTron decided to question whether something was off about some posters he'd hung on his wall, asking Jacques for his opinion, but ultimately deciding that there was nothing wrong with it.

It was then that JonTron noticed a packet of seed fall to the floor. He was visibly upset by this, and asked Jacques whether he'd been using it. When Jacques replied he had, JonTron tried to convince him that "Winners don't do drugs," but failed. JonTron realized that he'd have to scare Jacques straight.

JonTron then launched into a discussion of 1980's anti-drug agenda, showing PSAs and discussing how widespread the phenomenon became, but Jacques was still not convinced. JonTron showed him a particularly confusing PSA in which the drug dealer character turns out to be reptilian snake-like humanoid. Jacques noted the genetic connection between reptiles and birds, unfazed by the commercial.

JonTron then played the game "Narc", but decided to play "Wally Bear and the NO! Gang" as well. Jacques declared the game to be madness, but JonTron said he had to play the game, as this was Jacques' intervention.

After the stress of seeing his father's urn fall over and spread his ashes, as well as the frustration of having finished "Wally Bear and the NO! Gang", JonTron decided to ignore Jacques' intervention and smoke some marijuana. (REVIEW: Anti Drug Games)

Encounter with the Scissorman[]

Weapons and Abilities[]

Inherent Abilities[]

  • Energy Manipulation: JonTron was able to fire sparkling beams of light out of his chest. (SKETCH: DinoCity BRO!!!)

Armaments[]

  • Ham: JonTron possessed slices of ham, the secret weakness of the Scissorman. (REVIEW: Clock Tower)
  • RPG Launcher: JonTron possessed an RPG rocket launcher. (REVIEW: Dark Dungeons)

Notes[]

  • When asked whether Markiplier and JonTron were in the Plot Hole, and by extension whether they were canon to Atop the Fourth Wall, Lewis Lovhaug confirmed that they were.[2]
    • Both Markiplier and JonTron had photograph cameos in an episode of "The Angry Joe Show". JonTron also appeared in several episodes of "The Nostalgia Critic" as part of a "Nostalgia-Ween" intro.

References[]

  1. Their photographs and a brief video clip are used in Angry Joe's 2014 April Fools video, "Disney Buys AngryJoeShow!"
  2. Pokemon White Randomized Nuzlocke Stream 12-1-18