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Txffu Mpwfs was a Filarii scholar who survived the recording of his entire species by the genocidal extraterrestrial race known only as "the Masters". He was assigned to the Master who had overseen this and converted into a powerful weaponised cyborg, and dispatched to scour the cosmos for thousands of years. He sought out potentially dangerous life forms and exterminated them.

On one such mission he arrived on Earth, and found himself in Callahan's Place. Unable to stand the thought of killing the human race, Finn sought both counsel and comfort from the alcoholic beverages served and the patrons, who were sympathetic to his plight. After the patrons refused to kill him, he gave his name as Michael Finn. The bartender, Mike Callahan, understood this statement immediately and served him a mickey, leaving the cyborg incapacitated for the three days it would have been required for him to destroy the Earth in.

Physical Appearance[]

Finn was nearly seven feet tall. (PROSE: That Guy with the Eyes) In his cyborg form, he weighed over 600 lbs. (PROSE: Callahan's Legacy)

Personality[]

Mickey Finn possessed a deep level of trauma after being forced to commit planetary genocide for centuries. His trauma was healed through his relationship with Mary Callahan. (PROSE: Callahan's Legacy)

Weapons and Abilities[]

Cyborg Abilities[]

  • Interstellar Flight: Finn could fly through outer space at speeds exceeding the speed of light through the use of the Finn Drive.
  • Supernova Inducement: Finn was capable of casually causing supernovas in suns, to facilitate the eradication of entire star systems.

Technology[]

  • Finn Drive: The motive force used by the Beast's slaves to travel the galaxy, unrestricted by the speed of light. (PROSE: Callahan's Legacy)
    • At the speed of the Finn Drive, it would take an estimated seven to eight hours to travel from the Beast's Lair to Earth. (PROSE: Callahan's Legacy)

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Continuity[]

  • While Finn is typically depicted as having green skin on the cover art of books, the prose descriptions of the character imply him to merely have skin tone resembling a deep tan. An exception to this is his depiction in the "Callahan's Crosstime Saloon" video game.

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