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We must follow their will. Their great vision. The great light.

Simon Vanguard, on his devotion to Vita Carnis


Simon Vanguard was a Canadian military officer and cult leader of the 20th century. Following an encounter with a Meat Snake in 1945, Vanguard became part of a cult dedicated to the worship of Vita Carnis.

Biography[]

Military career[]

Vanguard enlisted in the military at the age of 18.[1]

Post-war[]

Cult activities[]

During cleanup of a train tunnel, a crew discovered a massive Meat Snake that had engorged itself sufficiently to become trapped. It had developed immunity to extreme temperatures and samples of its flesh could withstand heavy doses of radiation.[2] Vanguard had been involved in feeding it, and subsequently arranged for its escape in 1947.[1]

Arrest[]

After they penetrated the Restricted Zone,[3] Vanguard was captured by C.A.R.C.A.S. during the raid of Lanburrow Mall, in the midst of performing a ritualistic sacrifice.[4] He was subsequently interrogated in early 1991 about his motives, but remained silent until provoked into an outburst of religious fervour.[1]

Victims[]

Killed[]

  • Uncertain number of people in ritualistic sacrifices (on his orders)

Minimum: 1[5]

Notes[]

Trivia[]

  • While it's unclear as of yet when Vanguard was born exactly, there isn't anything to suggest that Vanguard served at an age younger than the minimum required. That age was 18 years old.[6] As a result, Vanguard had to have been born between 1921 to 1927 in order to have been 18 when he served, accounting for him possibly enlisting anywhere between 1939 to 1945. This places him firmly in the Greatest Generation.

Appearances[]

  • Vita Carnis
    • MeatSnakeSpecimen - Archived Footage (first appearance; cameo)
    • Tape - UncoveredDocuments (cameo)
    • Message (cameo)
    • New Beginnings (image seen)
    • zuvpapitH ozpsvvM (appears physically)

Links[]

References[]

  1. 1.0 1.1 1.2 zuvpapitH ozpsvvM - Darian Quilloy - 5 October 2024 - YouTube - Retrieved 26 March 2025
  2. Vita Carnis - MeatSnakeSpecimen - Archived Footage - Darian Quilloy - 17 October 2022 - YouTube - Retrieved 26 March 2025
  3. Vita Carnis - Facility-0 - Darian Quilloy - 10 June 2023 - YouTube - Retrieved 26 March 2025
  4. Vita Carnis - New Beginnings - Darian Quilloy - 24 August 2024 - YouTube - Retrieved 26 March 2025
  5. "New Beginnings" states that he had been charged with murder; given the length of time he was active in the Cult his victim list could be quite high.
  6. Remembrance Dog Tags - Fallen Canadian service members under the age of 18 - Veterans Affairs Canada - Retrieved 26 March 2025 - Archived 26 March 2025