Smirker (Chain Letter)

Mr. Smirker
Biographical Information
Real Name	Smirker
Home country	United States
Homeworld	Earth
Physical Information
Species	Human
Gender	Male
Chronological / Political Information
Affiliation(s)	Antech
Citizenship	American
Base of Operations	Brickman High School‏
Occupation(s)	Teacher
Fictional Information
Created by	Diana Erwin Michael J. Pagan Deon Taylor
Portrayed by	Brad Dourif
First Appearance	Chain Letter
Final Appearance	Chain Letter

“	What about MyTube, YourSpace? Doesn't it bother you that a complete stranger can communicate with you, know what you look like, know what your favorite color is, know what movies you like to watch? All that information is out there, and for what reason?	”
–Mr. Smirker

Smirker was an American high school teacher and cultist of the 21st century. While a secret member of the Antech cult, he did not hesitate to forecast doom and gloom about the existence of technology and the dangers of a surveillance state. At the same time, he took part in a conspiracy to murder his students for failing to forward chain letters.

Weapons and Abilities

Technology

• Cellular Phone Jammer: Smirker carried a portable one to ensure he could prevent his students from looking at their phones in class. (FILM: Chain Letter)

Notes

Behind the Scenes

• Smirker was portrayed by American actor Brad Dourif.

Trivia

• Like many other subplots, Smirker's attraction to the (presumably) underage Jessie is brought up and never referenced again.

Appearances

• Chain Letter (first and final appearance)