Fat Guy
Teleporting Fat Guy
Vital statistics
Title Teleporting Fat Guy
Gender Male
Race Human
Faction His own
Status Active
Location Earth

The Teleporting Fat Guy was an individual from an Undefined Multiverse, known for teleporting behind people, and surprising them by singing about being a teleporting fat guy.

Different variations of him have been seen, with one claiming to have had a violent encounter with Burt Reynolds.

Should you encounter the Teleporting Fat Guy in your travels, beware, for he is quite annoying.