Originally posted on 4chan's /x/ board on 9 October 2008 by user "Killerjeff". Pictures were included with several posts, but they have been lost.
Jeff the Killer[]
Jeff the killer. I will be making Jeff the killer stories, by what really happened to this man, because Jeff is me, I'm Jeff, Yes, I really do look like this and I'll tell you all every detail about how I became what I'am to this day as we speak. Eventually, I'll tell you a side story about my brother Liu. If you want to ask me any questions I will surely put them to rest and answer your questions. So, any questions about me or this story?
Alright then a story: There was these two young men Jeff and Liu, they were brothers who have not yet moved to their own individual homes, Jeff and Liu had to stay at a small cozy house. Weeks had passed and Liu gotten a job as a accountant, because they needed the money to pay dues, right after Liu got his job and started working, Jeff has been buying sulfuric acid, to clean mildew areas of the house they both were living at. In January 17th, 2008 at 2:40pm, Jeff was hauling acid into the bathroom to clean out the bathtub, Liu was at work during the time Jeff was at home cleaning. Jeff approached the bathroom holding the vat of acid, and carelessly started to pour the acid in the bathtub like a madman, Jeff took one false step and slipped on a bar of wet soap and fell. Acid poured directly on Jeff's face and hands, the burning was horrible, not even napalm could cause this much pain, flesh was sliding of his face, his hands were severely damaged and so were his eyes. Jeff yelled out in pain so loud that his slowly dissolving ears were ringing. The nearby neighbor heared his cries for help and immediately called 911, the neighbor tried to help by splashing cold water on Jeff's face, the water did keep Jeff's face from burning and washing most of the acid off.
The ambulance came and took Jeff to the hospital and contacted Liu right after Jeff got there. Liu left his job early to come see if Jeff was alright, the doctors showed Liu to Jeff's room and Liu was both relived and sad. Relived that Jeff was able to survive the tragic accident, sad that the accident started. At first Liu was weeping to Jeff about how he'd rather be the one like this and not Jeff. Jeff reassured Liu that he really was fine and that he'll just wait until he got better, "Just a burn Liu, don't worry about it." Liu was cheered up a little bit, but not much, only enough to half-smile. Jeff spent a few weeks in the hospital until it was the day to give him a substitute face until his original face reappeared. When they started doing surgery on Jeff's face Liu waited outside, it took almost forever for them to created Jeff's substitute face. Finally, they were finished but advised Jeff to at least keep the gall on for thirty more minutes.
When the nurses and doctors left Liu came in Jeff's room to ask him how he feels, Jeff replied "My face feels.... kinda tight like a leather mask.... I actually can't wait until I get to remove my gall!" Jeff and Liu were having a good time talking about how much money they got and the stuff bought just for Jeff as a welcome home present. They both were reminded that they could walk outside and smoke and talk, Jeff was wearing the robes so Liu gave Jeff some clothes to change into, Blue jeans and a white t-shirt. They ate some snack food out of the vending machine, Jeff was exercising his jaws to get used to the new feeling of how powerful his jaws felt and expanded his smile felt. Jeff didn't think of it because of the gall that was possibly making Jeff feel that way. After 6:00pm Jeff and Liu left the hospital back home, at home Jeff and Liu went into the bathroom to remove Jeff's gall. Liu and Jeff were terrified at the sight that was in the mirror, Jeff's mouth trouped down in shock as Liu whispered "What the?....?" There's more to this story. I'll tell the rest soon.
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User Killjeff never actually did continue the story.